||It is an inescapable truth - I am an odd person. It has been argued (seriously,
and not by me) that my entire last site almost defined oddness, and perhaps this
is true. I prefer to think of it as a spontaneous emission of general eristic
All things must balance, however, and this incarnation of the site is a great
deal more calculated. But instead of depriving you of all the wonderful things
that used to exist on the site, I have instead moved many of them here, and I
hope to make this page better than the entirety of the last site.
Well, maybe not better. On a par. Close to a par. Epsilon close to the quality.
Near it. Kind of. Maybe. You know what, just don't expect anything and we'll get
along just fine.
But before we get into anything heavy, here is Floppy Cthulhu to make a statement on the latest Federal
Reserve Monetary Policy Statement:
||"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU INTEREST RATES R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN BONDS."
|With that said, let's move on to other business. If memory serves me correctly,
I seem to remember once having a useless facts page here. And at least two
quote files, one of them Discordian, one of them slightly more Aneristic.|
I haven't quite decided what to do yet. There's plenty of other sites out there
that offer useless facts, really, and a much greater number than I ever could.
So we'll see where I end up about that. I'd really much rather offer original
||With regards to that - my old Discordian Quotes file was a copy of one off KBuxton's Discordian
site, still up and running, which is amazing in and of itself. She was never
properly credited, so I do that now. Hers was one of the sites that led me on to
my own discovery of Goddess. Ideally, someday I'll tell y'all what I did with
her. The goddess, not Kbuxton.
That aside, I'm still curious as to the origin of the quotes, so I will be
presenting not one, but two versions of the quote page, one with sources for the
people who can't deal with an unanswered question, and one in its original
mysterious glory. Both of these were unready by the launch date, and thus are
not here. My apologies, kinda.
Beyond that, I haven't felt all that weird latelyTHE
, so you know, I figured that since I don't have to worry about
maintaining any kind of facade of sanity on this section, I could just post
stuff as it comes up. And that's what I'm going to do. The quotes will be the
first thing up, and we'll go from there.
But before I go...
Flights of sweet product placement angels sing thee to thy rest, Bob Hope. Keep
Still a proud member of the National
Hail Eris. All hail Discordia. For the love of goddess, people, look up from the
ground, take a breath of fresh air, and LOOK.
"I can't hear you! I'm holding this bag of socks!"
Last updated 11/20/03. Protest wombat slaughter
. End of Line.